翻译圣经有关上古卷轴5终极神泣de内容(本人呕心沥血制作)

chengnuohuang · 发表于 2011-11-5 16:26

本帖最后由 chengnuohuang 于 2011-11-5 16:33 编辑

"O Lord, bless this thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy."

主啊，以你的恩赐保佑这颗神圣的手榴弹吧，让他在你仁慈的祝福和加持下，把敢于对抗你的异端炸成碎片

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin.
首先，你，主的仆人，应该把神圣的拉环拔开

Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
然后，你就应该不多不少，确确实实得数三个数

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.
3，就tm是你应该数到的数字，并且你tm要数到的终数就tm为3

Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.
数到4，你就tm2B了；数到2你也悲催，除非你是经过2zui终数到3

Five is right out.
数到5你就绝必该扔了

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
一旦数到3 也就是3 这个数被数到之时，你，主的仆人，jiu应该把神圣的手榴弹扔xiang那些你的di人主的异端,去把他们炸飞

Amen.

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