麻烦帮忙翻译下这几段英文..

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1.挚友甜蛋卷
Looks like you've received维儿's sweetroll!  Congratulations!维儿's secret recipe has given you the ability to take 50% less radiation when consuming irradiated food and drink.

2.Fast Metabolism
The Spore Sickness decreases your healing received by 50%.

3.Murphy's Law
You must have been trapped under a Sunset Sasparilla machine for months to have drank that much sweet Sass!  As a perk of your amazing thirst you will now sometimes hulk out in combat, gaining a small increase to damage resistance and damage output.  Any green in your vision is temporary and will pass, promise.

4.Hardened Scholar
You've taken lessons from the school of hard knocks, taught by everyone's favorite punching dummy, Festus.  Your damage output is now increased by 1%.

先在此谢过~