Lilith和黄片

孤单在英伦

这幅画面想必很多人都看过……

其实这不是普通的蓝屏……

so... hate to be the bringer of bad news, but your system's pretty ***（看不清）
额……对不起我有个坏消息，你的系统坏了

maybe if you downloaded less of that illegal Traticam（？）看不清 porn, your machine wouldn't be all jacked up.
如果你少下载点非法的XX黄片，你的机器就不会杯具了

you should be probably be embarrassed
你应该感到尴尬

If this is the first time you are seeing this, then it's only because no one else has caught you yet,
如果这是你第一次看到这个画面，那只是因为之前没人抓到你而已

Tell you what's gonna happen here... you're going to put a new graphics card in and scrap that gunk off my keyboard, and then maybe your search history won't be nailed to your grandma - you picking up what I'm laying down?
告诉你接下来会发生什么……你去换块新的显卡，把键盘上的粘性物体（！）擦掉，然后你的搜索历史就不会被钉到你奶奶身上-你知道我在说什么吗？