我来给大家讲几个笑话————巫师3的

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Bloody Baron:"Wanna know where Ciri is?Find my wife and daughter first!"
Geralt::"Damn it!Let's play Gwent!"
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Dandelion:"Hey man!If i didn't back up there,Ciri must have been hurt!"
Geralt:"Good job,fellow!Gwent,play me!"
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Dijkstra:"I need your help,wolf!"
Geralt:"All right.So it's Gwent time now!"
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Thaler:"Thanks for saving my ass!"
Geralt:"You're welcome.I heard that you have a nice Gwent card,really? "
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Roche:"For Temrian!Kill Radovid,bastard!"
Geralt:"Easy,man!Why not a Gwent first?"
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Eredin:"It...it's Avallac'h...H...He made us...destroy each other..."
Geralt:"Hold on!You can't just die before playing a Gwent with me!"
Eredin:"I...I don't ta...take cards on me..."
Geralt:"WTF?Go to hell,you devil!"