翻译两位管家的笑话（你笑了吗，我没笑）

ddsman

笑话

• I was going to the clairvoyance meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.
  
• It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.
  
• Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?".
  
• Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
  
• I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.
  
• The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
  
• Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" to which the first replies "I'm positive."
  
• A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
  
• War does not determine who is right- only who is left.
  

翻译：

• 本来我要去参加一个先知的会议，但它却因未知原因而取消了。
  
• 所有人都知道一只被辐射了的猫有18又半条命。
  
• 有两个食人族在吃一个小丑，突然其中一个说到“你觉得他尝起来好笑吗”
  
• 光子有质量？我还不知道它们是天主教徒。（请那位达人来解释下）
  
• 我曾经光顾过一个降价烧人的火葬场。
  
• 老人最好的避孕手段是让他们赤身裸体。（这个还不错）
  
• 有两个原子在酒吧喝酒，其中一个道“我想我损失了一个电子”另一个问道“你肯定吗”他回答道“我是正的”
  
• 一个中子问酒保“多少钱一杯”酒保答道“你，不用付费”。（这个最好看英文版）
  
• 战争并没有决定谁是对的，只有谁是左的。