一些性格各异（可以说诡异）的人物，希望对大家设计NPC有帮助

edta111

很久以前在bioware讨论区看到的
当时觉得很有意思，在设计角色的时候应该也有些帮助——一个角色可以不美不COOL，但他/她/它可能很有趣。。。

这里直接帖原文了，毕竟翻译后味道可能会差了不少。

1) He only wears black clothes because he thinks that it is cool.

2) He loves cats and carries them in a Bag of Holding.

3) He doens′s trust people that say: "Trust me on this!"

4) She has a tendency to interpret anything said as a personal insult

5) Although outwardly nice and well-mannered, he's an egoistic mean person on the inside

6) Theatrical - Why use a door when swing through the window is a much better entrance. You cant resist a dramatic entrance

7) Suspicous - you see more conspiracy theorys than Fox Mulder
Wanderlust - You have that urge to see whats over the next hill.  

1) He doesn't like anyone touching him - all others are unclean.

2) He always wears fancy, formal dress irregardless of the surrounds - or where the adventure is going.  

3) Constant complaining about "rudeness", how "uncomfortable things are!" and "I'll never get those stains out!"

12) He hates to be corrected, even when he is wrong.

13) He is a Bard that doesn′t know how to play musical instruments nor to be charismatic. He wanted to meet girls...

14) He is a Wizard that hates to read huge Tomes and Books, so he buys the shorter and less complex versions of them.

15) He is a Fighter that tends to cut off his arm, while fighting. So he decided to become a Cleric of Ilmater, so that he could attach it (arm) again... Well, he does suffer, no?

16)He can't think clearly. He can't focus or concentrate. He dreams a lot during the day but never remembers what about when asked. He forgets what people just said to him, forgets agreements, names. He's easily distracted, has trouble following a conversation. Asks questions twice or even more.
Out of the blue he can say truely disturbing things about his past, but can't or won't clarify.  

17)He's paranioa. He knows he's delusional and sees people that don't exist outside his mind but has accepted it. When he meets new people he's never certain they're real. He sometimes starts a conversation, argues, with one of his imaginary compainons but as soon as he realizes he stops, embarrased.

18) he has trouble to speak properly

19) He is afraid of deers (or any other creature) and start to run when he sees one.

20) He is blind

21) He is a Dwarf that enjoys jokes about small people.

22) He is a Gnome that was raised by Dwarves, and thus thinks that he is one.  

23) He is a famous liar ( 2o best liar in the world. He tries best than the 1o.)

24) He is colour-blind (mixes colours). I can just imagine it...

Rogue: You there! Bard that doesn′t know how to sing! Yes, you! Pull that red lever! Not the blue one. The red one!

Bard: Errr... Sure... A simple task, right?

Rogue: Yah. Even a bastard like you could do it.

Bard: Okay!  

He pulls a lever...

Rogue: What? But that was the blue one! You idiot! You...

*Thunder bolt*

Rogue dies.

Bard: Errr... Sorry?

Ogre: "A girl has got to eat"

Bard: "All you need is love"

Ogre: "She'll end up on the street"

Bard: "All you need is love"

Ogre: "Love is just a game"

Bard: "I was made for loving you baby
You were made for loving me"

Ogre: "The only way of loving me baby
Is to pay a lovely fee"

Bard and Ogre: "We could steal time
Just for one day
We can be heroes
Forever and ever
We can be heroes
Forever and ever
We can be heroes"

Bard and Ogre: "Just because I, and I will always love you"

Ogre: "How wonderful life is now
You're in the world"

Ogre: That was nice... Huhhh... Where is punny human-thingy?  

He spots the Bard running away. But the Bard is too far away.

Ogre: Sniff... Men... They are just earth-thingy...  


49) He is a Druid that can′t stand living in the wild.

50) He is a Drizzt copy-cat.

51) He is a Halfling that thinks that he is a Giant. (A bit of trouble there... May be he should ask some help from Boo, the miniature giant space hamster.)

52) He is a very honest Rogue.

Example:

Honest Rogue: Dear Guard, I am turning myself in.

Guard: What?

Honest Rogue: Instead of trying to find the cure, I have been stealing and robbing people. So, being a honest person, I decided to turn myself at the mercy of Tyr.

Guard: Errr... Is this a trick?

Honest Rogue: No, dear sir. Guilty, I am.

Guard: You are mad! This has to be a trick!

Honest Rogue: Take me in, sir!

Guard: Go away!

Honest Rogue: Am I... forgiven, then?

Guard: Yes... But only if you go away! Now!

53) He is a wizard who never accepted the fact that his anatomy wasn't meant for the way of the warrior and refuses to learn any spell that doesn't help him bash things with a sword.

54) She is a barbarian warrior who never understood why she SHOULD'NT use heavy armor to protect herself.

55) He is a young wizard who became the very reason why the first spell introduced to women of the academy is "See Invisibility"...

56) She is a young, blond cleric who wants to save the world despite the fact she does'nt have the brains to count to two.

57) He is a necromancer who is scared of the dead.

58) She is an sorcerer who has split personality: Part of her is a overly shy girl who loses the ability to speak if she sees a "cute guy". The other side is vengeful and paranoid nutcase who is ready to smite the "cute guy"for not "checking her out".

59) He is a warrior who never understood the difference between edge and hilt.

60) She is a bard who can't sing and has zero personality but is world famous because of her other "attributes". And she plays a odd instrument called "violin".

61) He is a paladin who only lays his hands on women.

62) She is a assassin known as "The Pink Death".

63) She is a ranger who is allergic to almost everything outside city walls.

64) He is a wizard/weapon master/pale master who dresses in black, speaks with a unnecessarily loud and dramatic voice, wields a scythe and a bone mask. If he sees dead people he takes a broken hourglass out of his cape and then goes about swinging his scythe over them. When asked what he is doing he tells that he is Death and is collecting souls of the dead. And that they aren't supposed to see him.


65)He's a Barbarian that carry the ears of everything you've killed and like to show his collection to every one he meets

Example : Barbarian : Look at this Dragon ear I got it during...

66) He can read fortunes but can only speak what he sees in annoying riddles

67) He's a Druid who is allergic to anmals

68) He's a mute Bard

69) He is a monk/druid/shifter who is very weak but wise, intelligent and charismatic. He shifts into a dragon to kill stuff. For some reason however, he only knows 5 words. "noob/n00b", "lol/lmao", "omg/omfg", "U/you" and "dead/d34d". He goes around yelling random combination of these five words, killing everything he can.

70) He is a rogue/bard/sorcerer who is is as charismatic as zombie, dull as your basic barbarian warrior, nimble as stone golem and keeps talking in something he calls "old english". His name has nothing to do with anything and sounds dumb as hell. When someone defeats him in combat he goes around cursing something about "powerplayers", "munckins" or that "atleast my character has some personality".

71) He is a Paladin of Torm that decided to fight the "True Evil" of the world. Not the "simple evil", like Orcs and Demons. No... "True Evil"! Like politicians, lawyers and mimes. The Mimes are the "True Great Evil" of the world. (*_*)

72) He is a Villan that wants to conquerer the world, rule all and destroy the goody Paladins. But... He has to go to a psychologist... He has too much stress because of his job.

Example:

Villan: I want to conquer the world!

Psychologist: Why?

Villan: Why? Because I am "Evil"!

Psychologist: Interesting. And after that?

Villan: What? After what?

Psychologist: Conquering the world.

Villan: That′s easy! The Universe!

Psychologist: Ummm... And after that?

Villan: What? After conquering the Universe?

Psychologist: Yes.

Villan: I don′t know... Kill people? Gain more power?

Psychologist: Okay. And after that?

Villan: Are you mocking me? I am "Evil".

Psychologist: And why are you evil?

Villan: "Evil", not evil! Why are you asking so many questions?

Psychologist: Don′t you like it?

Villan: No!

Psychologist: Why is that?

Villan: Aaaaaarrrgggghhhh!

The Villan casts a dimensional portal and picks up the Psychologist.

Villan: Have fun in Hell!

....

In Hell

Demon: Aahhh! More fresh meat! Now, human, you will suffer!

Psychologist: Why is that?

Demon: Because... You are in Hell!

Psychologist: And how do you feel about that?

Demon: About what?

Psychologist: The fact that I am in Hell.

Demon: Errr... Great?

Psychologist: Why is that?

Demon: There must be a mistake... This is suppose to be your moment of agony, not mine!

Psychologist: And how do you feel about that?

Demon: Aaaaarggghhh!

83) He hates commoners and calles them 'The Unwashed'

84) He disdains the other adventurers in the party who don't carry soap and use it frequently (See point 83).

85) He thinks Sorcerers are cheap, and calls them 'Walking Wands'.

86) He never touches alcohol. He did once and it wasn't ..pleasant.

(All ripped from my current PnP D&D Wizard  )

87) He passes gas in the presence of pretty the ladies and blames his half-orc henchman.

88) He is a Weapon Master that doesn′t like to fight and can′t stand seeing blood.

89) He is a Red Dragon Disciple that wonders why on hell he has wings, if he can′t use them.

90) He is an Assassin that keeps asking why he has to Evil and why aren′t there any Good Assassins.

91/ He thinks he has gone insane because his sword talks to him.  

92/ Everyone says that he is the worlds saviour but he cannot fight his way out of a paper bag.

93/ He has had magical cosmetic surgery and wonders why everyone laughs at the colour of his skin.(now blue) He dyes his hair green also

94/ The woman with the largest busom and skimpy armour that wouldnt be able protect a 3 year old, goes by the name of Geoff and says she comes from New York.

95. she is a ditsy, zenny young gal that takes any compliment or show of concern as a merriage proposal.

96. He is worried that if he dies no one will continue his fight against evil beings, so he asks every pretty young lady if she will be the mother of his children. Sometimes he'll even ask them in groups.

Ex.

Guy: Hello, Will you be the mother of my child?
woman: (confused look) Wha-
Guy: (looking at woman 2) Hello, will you be the mother of my child?

97. A goody two-shoes fighter that is a complete jackass. He won't harm anyone, but try to find other ways around a conflict. He will also charge headlong into a brigade of archers... without a weapon, to prevent them from killing someone, and somehow he always manages to come away with a mere flesh-wound.

99. If her point in an argument isn't fully heard out, she will have a psychotic snap and start firing off a repeater crossbow in any given direction.

100. A person from Thay who temporarily goes blind anytime they see the color red.