机器人管家的笑话收集贴

花下晒裩

还在收集中，也不知道总共有多少个，感觉都比较冷[em40]

大家等待汉化的过程中可以看看这些笑话解闷，也可以稍微了解下汉化的难度。

"two atoms are in a bar, one turns to the other and says, 'i believe i lost an electron'. The other atom says, 'are you sure?' to which the first atom replies. 'im positive.'

两个原子走进一家酒吧，一个原子转向另一个说到，“我觉得我弄丢了一个电子”。另一个问，“你确定？”，第一个原子回答说：“我带正电了”
双关语：positive 肯定的/带正电的

"I was going to attend the clairvoyant's meeting, but it was cancelled due to unforseen events."
我本来要去参加个超感者大会，结果会议因为一些不可预见的问题取消了。

"War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left."
战争不决定对的是谁，只决定剩下来的是谁。
双关语：左右/对的，剩下的。

"Atoms have mass? I wasn't even aware they were Catholic."
“原子们也做弥撒？我都不知道它们还信天主教。”
双关语：做弥撒/有质量

A neutron walks into a bar "how much for a drink?" he asks. The bartender replies "For you, no charge"
中子走进一家酒吧问道，“来杯喝的，多少钱？” 酒保回答到：“你吗？免费”
双关语：免费/不带电

"I once visited a crematorium that gave a discount to burn victims."
“我以前参观过一家火葬场，他们烧人还提供折扣”
这个估计是游戏原文弄错了，应该是burnt victims，意思是“我参观过一家火葬场，他们给死于火灾的受难者打折”。