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本人愿献300金元求翻译这些，1；What's going on is you're in here asking me to stick my neck out nice and clean for the Dames to cut good and deep into.
2；And I don't know what good it'll do you but those knife boys are rarin' to stick something.         
3；Mad Dames see the bags they'll come haul a few off. Maybe all of them. Voucher's useless cause anybody delivering it can't get up here.              
4；You noticed, huh? Yeah Tusk from floor four is in one of the rooms stuffing himself silly on our hard-earned produce.   
5；That right? Maybe I'll just eat the key. Cherry doesn't take kindly to no rough housin' in here.
6；You aren't flying your colors, Fork. You going square on us again?
7；You won't catch anything from a ghoul or have to worry about a bun in the oven. Just uh, close your eyes and maybe your ears too.
8；Got mama's attention, big time. Slapped me on the chest with a paw bigger than my head. Knocked the wind clear out of me.
9；And that's just the stuff I've seen firsthand. Pretty sure you're running some kind of water racket too on the side.
10；Ah...the drink took my Pop when I was a little snot. ...Got a kid of my own now. Hell, maybe even two.
11；Ownership does not exist here. Except in that the salisbury steaks are not to be touched should they number less than ten.
12；I did my part, had some laughs. Thought I was headed back to Wormtown but then the chuckleheads showed up and eh, you know the rest.
13；Whacky as a few of these guys are, it sure beats the heck outta smeltin' or shovelin' crap all day.
14；And between you and me, peach-face, R's a real stick-in-the-mud anyhow.
这些翻译完基本完事，望坛友拉兄弟一把吧！